And it’s hard to hold a candle
United States November 20th, 2007Ahh, November in the northwest. How I will not miss thee. I am in Vancouver Washington at my cousin Ryan’s house. He’s been kind enough to give me a couple days of R&R before I head down to my sister’s place in Corvalis for Turkey Day.
The first few days of my trip have been comically wet. At times I wondered if a firetruck with a malfunctioning hose was following me around. Storm drains overflowed, culverts geysered by the roadside, and me with a huge smile on my face; laughing at the absurdity of it all. When the temperature did drop enough to make me uncomfortable I reminded myself that I was not sitting at a desk and all was well again. The irony is that some of you back in Seattle may have been saying “I’m sure glad I’m not where Dave is right now” as the rain beat down. Good times.
The route I chose took me from West Seattle, through Auburn; Puyallup; Spanaway; Roy; Yelm; Tenino; Centralia; Vader; Kelso; and Woodland. With the low clouds and decaying vegetation there wasn’t too much to see. I did at three distinct occasions have, what I assume must have been kids, come up behind me in a truck, honk, then speed off. I remember kids who used to do this on Whidbey Island where I grew up. Apparently they think it will scare the rider and cause them to crash. It does not. I saw roadside sign for a video store that read: “If John Wayne saw Brokeback Mountain he would put a patch over the other eye”. I had identified what the honking really was. Rednecks. Their standard to bear is that of ignorance and intolerance. How disgusting.
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November 21st, 2007 at 11:45 am
You could’ve just toured through Snohomish Co. if you wanted to find rednecks. I’ve had cigarette butts, bottle caps and a 1/2 full fast food beverage thrown at me while riding.
Don’t get upset. If you can’t laugh it off, get revenge. Once I followed a pickup to a pub and sat at the bar wearing my lycra and ordered a beer while this cowboy who’d swerved at me a few blocks earlier sat uncomfortably a few feet away.
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November 29th, 2007 at 11:00 am
So you pass by Auburn and Puyallup, and forget to visit Federal Way, the Korean Mecca of Western Washington? You won’t find too many rednecks here, unless you count folks who don’t believe in using sunscreen. Glad to hear you’re still riding strong. Remember my offer if you decide on turning back.
November 29th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Hey Dave,
Mind of a redneck:
“Sorry about sneaking up behind you, honking, then running away. You’re not sore at me, are ya?”
OK, I’ve heard this from many rider friends. I hope you get less of it, soon, and some sunny weather to boot.
BTW, I’m out of honey. Who has your hives?
Good luck, and I’ll keep checking back.